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CHAPTER THREE: "ONLY RATS AND KIDS DESERT A SINKING SHIP" OR "INSTANT YOUTH GROUP, JUST ADD TEENS AND ICE CREAM"

            Those first few months of ministry were very challenging for me and, I am sure, for the church as well. You see, I entered the ministry prior to attending seminary. I was extremely candid with myself in that I had absolutely no idea of what I was doing, in a professional sort of way that is. The only thing I really had going for me was business/life experience and a personal assurance that God had placed me into this position. That being said, I was not totally lacking in Biblical knowledge because the church I attended was a teaching type of church. Also, I just could not put the Bible down after coming to Christ. I remember reading the King James Version from cover to cover in that first month after becoming a Christian. The only problem was that reading the KJV reminded me of how frustrated I was trying to understand the archaic language of Shakespeare in the eleventh grade. I would read a passage only to find out it meant exactly the opposi...
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CHAPTER TWO: “The Cane Mutiny” Or “Sit Still and Be Quiet!”

                  As I settled into my new role as pastor, I noticed a steady stream of new faces in attendance on Sunday mornings. One family group that stands out in my memory is of a little lady I will call Emma.  She walked slowly and was bent over from years of spinal issues that required the use of a long black cane that she nurtured, much as a soldier nurtures his rifle.  One thing is certain, she wasn’t afraid to use it to keep her great grandchildren in line.  Jack was eleven years old and his sister Jean, was eight.  These poor kids had a hard life and it was only the love of their great grandma that gave them any sense of security.  Grandma Emma would look after them as best she could and see that they attended church with her every Sunday.  Their parents were into drugs and alcohol so the children were left mostly to their own devices.  Poor Jack was diagnosed with ADHD but I suspected that his ...

CHAPTER ONE: “UNMET EXPECTATIONS” Or “THE DAY THE LIGHTS CAME BACK ON”

          The moment I walked into the sanctuary I could feel the tension.  This was my first official Sunday at my first official pastorate.  I had very high hopes of setting a positive tone for the church nicknamed “The Preacher Killer”.  I was determined not to join the previous cloud of pastoral witnesses that had come and gone so quickly since the founding of the church in 1809.  Long term ministry was considered to be about eighteen months and I was soon to find out why.             So, with all the optimism I could muster, I strolled into the church on that first Sunday morning.  There were approximately seventeen people present in a church that could comfortably seat three hundred.  My expectation was for better attendance on my first day so I waited as long as possible for the last minute stragglers to arrive.  Alas, that was to be it.  No stragglers and n...